Oops

If you're going to have a marijuana-growing operation, put it in the basement.

Aaaaah!

Just another touching story of a man and his chicken.

Should these people be on the road?

No, but this happened in a parking lot.

Collect all five

This whole Wendy's Finger Chili thing just keeps going and going and going...

Update: Reward.

An honor?

You have to wonder how Bush feels about this.

Flushed with excitement

Ahhhh! I'm running out of toilet puns!

I spoke too soon

Yesterday I posted a link about the Wendy's chili-finger case, and that the victim had dropped charges. But now there's a new part to this story!

Not a laughing matter

In my latest column, I discuss people who are humor-impaired.

'Shroom boom

Although Alaska is a newer state, it may be getting a little moldy. But, I'm sure there are a lot of fun-guys there! Ha ha.

The end

Looks like the Wendy's Finger-Chile Frenzy has just about ended. Or has it?

Dum dum duuuuuuum!

A groaner

Did you hear about the dyslexic guy that walked into a bra?

Squirrel-pattern baldness

And we care about this, why?

Must be a guy whale

I'm sure a female whale would have asked for directions before making a wrong turn into a New Jersey river!

Pig Olympics

Who else would like to see a pig doing the uneven bars?

A draining task

[Insert your own sewer joke here.]

First a rocking chair...

...Now an ultrasound.

Um... You have a leach hanging out of your nose

That would suck. Literally.

Low-flow in the news

The article itself isn't that funny... Put the picture makes up for it!

Puppies too young to dye

I guess I wasn't really thinking.

Ya think?!

(Anyway, it's about two puppies who got dyed purple and blue.)

Something to be proud of

The Village Idiot award.

Busy day

I'm not sure when I'll get around to blogging today. This morning and through early afternoon I have to be at a music festival, where I have already played in a brass ensemble. In a couple hours, I have a vocal solo and later a mixed chorus event.
Then this evening my family is getting together for a late Easter dinner.
So, hopefully I'll find time to update later.